Fw: PERVERTED JOKES

Fw: PERVERTED JOKES

ccryder

11/10/1999

----- Original Message -----
From: Janet Yuhas < <Email Address Redacted> >
To: < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
< <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
< <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 8:01 AM
Subject: PERVERTED JOKES


> >How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
> >Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
> >
> >What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
> >How come?
> >
> >What's the definition of a teenager?
> >God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> >
> >Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
> >They'll never see you coming.
> >
> >What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
> >S&M&M.
> >
> >What does Kodak film have in common with a condom?
> >They both capture that special moment.
> >
> >Define Transvestite:
> >A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
> >
> >Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
> >The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
> >
> >What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
> >A scrotum pole!
> >
> >What's the ultimate in rejection?
> >When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
> >
> >Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
> >There'd be too many thank you notes to write.
> >
> >What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
> >Two Mennonite!
> >
> >Why is sex like a game of bridge?
> >If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
> >
> >Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
> >Is it in?
> >
> >What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> >A bingo machine.
> >
> >What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
> >One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
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