Re: Fw: PERVERTED JOKES
John Lee
Description
Collection
Title:
Re: Fw: PERVERTED JOKES
Creator:
John Lee
Date:
11/11/1999
Text:
----- Original Message -----
From: ccryder < <Email Address Redacted> >
To: < <Email Address Redacted> >
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 1999 2:39 PM
Subject: Fw: PERVERTED JOKES
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Janet Yuhas < <Email Address Redacted> >
> To: < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
> < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
> < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >
> Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 8:01 AM
> Subject: PERVERTED JOKES
>
>
> > >How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
> > >Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
> > >
> > >What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
> > >How come?
> > >
> > >What's the definition of a teenager?
> > >God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> > >
> > >Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
> > >They'll never see you coming.
> > >
> > >What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
> > >S&M&M.
> > >
> > >What does Kodak film have in common with a condom?
> > >They both capture that special moment.
> > >
> > >Define Transvestite:
> > >A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
> > >
> > >Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
> > >The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
> > >
> > >What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
> > >A scrotum pole!
> > >
> > >What's the ultimate in rejection?
> > >When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
> > >
> > >Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
> > >There'd be too many thank you notes to write.
> > >
> > >What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
> > >Two Mennonite!
> > >
> > >Why is sex like a game of bridge?
> > >If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
> > >
> > >Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
> > >Is it in?
> > >
> > >What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> > >A bingo machine.
> > >
> > >What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
> > >One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
From: ccryder < <Email Address Redacted> >
To: < <Email Address Redacted> >
Sent: Wednesday, November 10, 1999 2:39 PM
Subject: Fw: PERVERTED JOKES
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Janet Yuhas < <Email Address Redacted> >
> To: < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
> < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >;
> < <Email Address Redacted> >; < <Email Address Redacted> >
> Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 1999 8:01 AM
> Subject: PERVERTED JOKES
>
>
> > >How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
> > >Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
> > >
> > >What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
> > >How come?
> > >
> > >What's the definition of a teenager?
> > >God's punishment for enjoying sex.
> > >
> > >Did you hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
> > >They'll never see you coming.
> > >
> > >What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
> > >S&M&M.
> > >
> > >What does Kodak film have in common with a condom?
> > >They both capture that special moment.
> > >
> > >Define Transvestite:
> > >A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
> > >
> > >Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
> > >The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
> > >
> > >What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
> > >A scrotum pole!
> > >
> > >What's the ultimate in rejection?
> > >When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
> > >
> > >Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
> > >There'd be too many thank you notes to write.
> > >
> > >What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
> > >Two Mennonite!
> > >
> > >Why is sex like a game of bridge?
> > >If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
> > >
> > >Can you say three two letter words that denote small?
> > >Is it in?
> > >
> > >What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
> > >A bingo machine.
> > >
> > >What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
> > >One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.
> >
> >
> >
>
>
Citation
John Lee, “Re: Fw: PERVERTED JOKES,” Digital Resource Foundation for Orthotics and Prosthetics, accessed November 24, 2024, https://library.drfop.org/items/show/212313.
