On the lighter side of issues effecting patients covered by Managed (Mangled )Care
Tony Barr
Description
Collection
Title:
On the lighter side of issues effecting patients covered by Managed (Mangled )Care
Creator:
Tony Barr
Date:
11/30/2006
Text:
Three nurses arrive at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first why he
should admit her. She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and
has saved thousands and thousands of lives.
OK, he says, Come on in!
The second reports that he has been an ICU nurse and he, too, has saved
thousands and thousands of lives. St. Peter lets him in, too. St. Peter asks
the third nurse the same question.
She replies that she has been a managed care nurse and has saved thousands
and thousands of dollars for the insurance company.
St. Peter replies, OK. Come on in. But you can only stay three days.
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be
insulting.
-Amanda Cross
should admit her. She replies that she has been an emergency room nurse and
has saved thousands and thousands of lives.
OK, he says, Come on in!
The second reports that he has been an ICU nurse and he, too, has saved
thousands and thousands of lives. St. Peter lets him in, too. St. Peter asks
the third nurse the same question.
She replies that she has been a managed care nurse and has saved thousands
and thousands of dollars for the insurance company.
St. Peter replies, OK. Come on in. But you can only stay three days.
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be
insulting.
-Amanda Cross
Citation
Tony Barr, “On the lighter side of issues effecting patients covered by Managed (Mangled )Care,” Digital Resource Foundation for Orthotics and Prosthetics, accessed November 24, 2024, https://library.drfop.org/items/show/227702.
