Harkin Senate Bill 1451 /Wexler House Bill 1938
Tony Barr
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Title:
Harkin Senate Bill 1451 /Wexler House Bill 1938
Creator:
Tony Barr
Text:
> Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely,
> so God asked him, What is wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have
> anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a
> companion and that it would be a woman. He said, This person will
> gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing
> she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision
> you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
> in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you
> and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
> disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give
> you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, What
> will a woman like this cost? God replied, An arm and a leg.
>
> Then Adam asked, What can I get for a rib?
> so God asked him, What is wrong with you? Adam said he didn't have
> anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a
> companion and that it would be a woman. He said, This person will
> gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing
> she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision
> you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up
> in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you
> and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had
> disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give
> you love and passion whenever you need it. Adam asked God, What
> will a woman like this cost? God replied, An arm and a leg.
>
> Then Adam asked, What can I get for a rib?
Citation
Tony Barr, “Harkin Senate Bill 1451 /Wexler House Bill 1938,” Digital Resource Foundation for Orthotics and Prosthetics, accessed November 26, 2024, https://library.drfop.org/items/show/212535.
